27 August 2009

Loathe with the Fiery Vengeance of a Thousand Suns

Much to my displeasure and angst, I have decided to brainstorm the methods of Mogroth, the Ever-seeing.

AlphaUltraMega
Speed666
Defence677
Brawl6*17*16
Blast6*2 Long6*3 Long6*3 Long
Power5*26*36*2
Health555
Hypercost-46
AbilityEnergy CycleEnergy CycleSprint
AbilityDecoySiphon [Blast]Energy Cycle
AbilityIndirect Fire [Red]Weapon Master [Blast]Beat Back [Blast]
AbilityTerrifyDecoyIndirect Fire [Red]
Ability-Indirect Fire [Red]-


So lets run him through... I mean, list his negatives... I MEAN...
Oh never mind. Lets just look at his abilities.
Energy Cycle: If this figure participated in an attack that involved 2 or more action die, you may place 1 action die that missed back to the active pool.

This advantage appears on all three figures. It's good for preparing double activations. Securing a building with Shuffle (Office Building, Insurance HQ, Harbinger Comet) it gives plenty of action die for the turn.


Indirect Fire: Attacks made by this figure ignore Cover.

Ignoring Cover is great for targetting those units who are securing buildings good for your opponent. Since the ability is Red, Blasting units can take advantage of it as well.
In the All Your Base Strategy Guide, one of the "Kaiju Conundrums" involved Mogroth adjacent to two Towers of Corruption who both took advantage of Indirect Fire to use Transmutation on a pair of units adjacent to Nova ESR.


Decoy: While a faction figure is adjacent to this figure, this figure cannot be targeted by blast attacks.

This is a fairly powerful ability appearing on his Alpha and Ultra forms. Being unable to be targetted is a massive hump to get over. Not as massive as some others, but still massive enough.
How does one deviate this ability?
Considering you require a faction figure adjacent to your monster, there are a few ways actually. First that comes to mind is Explosion. While not the most abundant ability in the game, those who do have it are able to take great advantage of it and deal the singular point of damage by unloading greatly onto the poor little figure next to Mogroth. Spikodon with Bellowers make a good combination, along with Marauders and Vanguard. Multiple Explodomites make a good Explosion as well.
The only other way is through alternative attacks. Brawls or Blasts with the Fling trigger are a good example. The Swat Power Attack ignores it as well since it's not a blast. Just be warned about opponents with Annihilate or Weaponmaster on their Power Attacks, because they will still deal super damage.
Thinking about it, Chain Attack Brawl Trigger, and Fling Brawl Trigger is a cool concept. Brawl a unit, Fling it at a monster, then Power attack Swat a unit, Swat it at a monster...



Now we move onto abities that actually define each of the forms.

Alpha Mogroth struts his stuff with a confident stride, fully believing that he is completely immune to Units. This is a slightly embellished truth. Decoy makes him immune to blast attacks, and Terrify makes him (mostly) immune to Brawl units (Carnidons across the world cry out in sadness, as the only monster they thought they could beat, they can't come into contact with).
That's about as unique as Alpha Mogroth becomes. He Blasts, he waddles around, and he awaits powering up while being ignored for just about everything.

Ultra Mogroth drops his immunity to Unit Brawls for Blast triggers: Siphon and Weapon Master. As previously mentioned, he is a prime figure for double activations. With Energy Cycle he can return an action die that missed into the pool. Siphon provides more for double activations by returning a Power Die to your pool if you hit. Considering a secured building with Shuffle available, a second activation includes two additional Action die and an additional Power Die. On top of that, super damage has been dealt to your opponent. So four damage over two monster turns makes for a good profit.

Mega Mogroth drops all his defences for Maneuverability and a dangerous offensive. Beatback on a Blast attack has always been considered quite dangerous, as Rogzor has proven in history. Rogzor also has "Hit and Run" on his blast attacks, which is convenient when he hits as he can hit and then move back behind some units.
Mega Mogroth can do this too, however he has no dependancy on hitting or not. Sprint allows him to move 3 spaces at the cost of an action die. So whether he misses or not, he returns an action die from the attack and uses it to hide behind a screen of units, maybe even drop out of form and take advantage of Decoy.

But something that hasn't been mentioned yet is their Hyper Cost.
The Ultra form comes out cheaper with a cost of 4. Not your typical hyper cost for the Lords of Cthul range, who average out at a cost of 3 when excluding Mogroth. But fair enough, the abilities on the Ultra are impressive. There's only about 3 monsters that ignore super damage (Mega Armodax, Mega Mothership Ares, Laser Knight in general), and losing power dice is always aggitating. Not to mention, he still can't be targetted by blast attacks when the prerequisites for Decoy are made.

The Mega, however, doesn't keep with a sensible pattern. With a Hyper cost of 6, he trades in his abilities for a form that isn't quite worth the Hyper cost of 6, or the Alpha form that you would have lost to get into it because you couldn't afford hypering up.


What should I field with Mogroth?
I would start with an Insurance HQ. I reiterate, Mogroth does endorse double activations. Since your opponent will always be destroying buildings, you will always gain a power die for buildings destroyed throughout each turn.
Next is a Radar array. Mogroth likes long range, and Elite Spitters will not be following him around forever to extend it's abilities.
Units can be assorted willy nilly. Cthulubites are recommended in any instance, even in Guard forces for just their Multi-shot Trigger. So firing a Cthulubite into your opponents face to lower their defence is a good option.
Sun Drones and Power Pods are always good for gaining quick power die. Flaunt 'em if you got 'em, as the saying goes.


So why the hate? Why despise Mogroth for who he is? Love the pansy that he is!
The common belief is that I've had a few bad matchups. Tharsis-5 was the start of a bad relationship. It was hard to really get away from him and his beat-backing shenanigans.
At the end of that game, I came to the conclusion that I was playing a Yasheth game without a Yasheth on the field. Power attacking him wasn't very beneficial because of Armoured, and running away proved hiding is harder than originally thought.
Other matches have come down to poor luck. A game against laser Knight threw me into a Crystalline Building and an Office Building, losing my form.
Not to mention, as part of a ritual I follow I try and destroy a TV Network Highrise to gain a substantial amount of Power Die (4 to be exact). Too bad he can't hit it with his Brawl of 6*1.

Another common belief is that he's just not my style of play. I'll agree with that. I love tearing apart the town, throwing my opponent into inconvenient places and making them suffer for their actions.
It's one thing I liked about Ulgoth. He would always make an opponent regret actions taken against him.
Mogroth can't provide this. Mogroth makes for a good blast matchup, but not much else.
Not my cup of tea, thank you.

25 August 2009

Tuesdays are Popular


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the
actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour




Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.




Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.




Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.




Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?




Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? (
USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.




Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.




Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.




Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.




Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right.




Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.




Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.




Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.




Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.




Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.




Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.




Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.




Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

24 August 2009

Kings of Leon - Cold Desert

Its days like these that you can look into the distance with some sort of feeling. I passed the train station to look over north eastern brisbane in this absolutely humid weather, a sweaty change from the norm, and just feel... Amazed, taken aback by the warmth not only in the air, but in myself. It's a rare, but good feeling. Your skin tingling in the tepid air and a calm song as the only other thing on your mind.

I guess this is a moment where I can say I love Brisbane. It's home.

Edit: Btw, this euphoria that has been running through me for the past 4 hours?
Turns out it's Spring Cleaning Fever.

A Billionty different Actions, One iddy biddy Action Die

During your unit turn you may perform one action available to your force or from buildings you secure. During your monster turn you may perform one action available to your monsters.

Every faction has actions. Some have many, some have few.
Respectively it changes the way people play with their forces, or it defines the way a monster is played.

Planet Eaters have the fewest Actions available to them, mostly available from buildings set on the field such as the I Chomp NY Monuments, the Privateer Press Building and the Harbinger Comet Shard.
With the lack of actions they have no need to change their playstyle. With Attraction on the Harbinger Comet Shard is a low priority ability. If you have action die you weren't going to use, just trade it for a Power die.
Easy peasy.

Lords of Cthul have the most Actions available currently. Not only from the buildings, but from units and monsters as well.
Bleed, Telekenesis, Extinguish, Sacrifice, Summon. These are but a few of my favourite things. Adding in the Actions from secured buildings, it brings the total up to Nine. Nine Actions, eight of which are available to units. This is excluding Mogroth, whose Mega form adds another one: Sprint.

So how do I choose from this cavalcade of single dice options?
It's not easy, that's for sure.

Each action is beneficial. They are worth the die that could've been used to move a unit onto a Power Zone, or thrown into a Slug Squad Salvo.
However, some are more situational than others.
The most situational I find is Extinguish, coming standard with Spitters and as an optional extra for Mega Ancient Osheroth with all of his followers.
Extiguish: Replace one adjacent Hazard with Rubble.

Prevent up and coming damage? Heck-to-the-yeah.
As coming standard with a Spitter, they can fire off into a dangerous building that your monster may be tossed into. With a Spitter just up ahead, they remove the hazard and Voila: two less potential damage and a bit of rough terrain.
Personally, I think I've used this action about four times since I started playing with them.

Less situational is Telekenesis: Move one unit within 2 spaces to an adjacent space that it may legally occupy.
Telekenesis can be used to disrupt a lot of things from making an easy kill to breaking down someones defences with but a flick of a limp wrist.
A few figures have Telekenesis. Cthugrosh, Ancient Osheroth and also the Task Master.
The taskmaster is infamously known to be quite useless in my eyes. Mind you, I have been using him against forces with Flight or High defence. On paper, he's really quite good. With 3*1 on his brawl with a Fling trigger adjoined, he may kill two figures with a sturdy punch to the face and a hammerthrow. Too bad his punches are like throwing squids into your face. While unnerving, it doesn't really work to the best benefit. With Telekenesis, he can move a nearby unit into a hazard, instantly removing the figure if it can suffer from hazards.
Cthugrosh and Osheroth make different use of Telekenesis. As mentioned, with the flick of a limp wrist they can break down a monsters defences.
This is true, while a little embellished.
A street term used commonly for the following technique is Screening, where a player moves a unit adjacent to a monster to prevent an enemy monster aligning for a Power Attack.
Telekenesis gets around this my moving the unit out of the way so that the monster can step into place, or move if he's already close enough, and power attack his opponent into oblivion.
Situational, but mostly beneficial for a monster turn.

Sacrifice comes third on the list, where removing an adjacent unit restores a health point to your monster. Once again this attends the Galas of Cthugrosh and Ancient Osheroth like Harajuku Girls around Gwen Stefani, an inquiring member for the Lords of Cthul. (She always wants to be in the cool crowd, you know.)

On a side note: I'd like to see a Morpher monster made of Try-Hard Celebrities. "Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga and Jessica Simpson: Form up into MECHA-STREISAND!"


Sacrifice is barely deemed a situational ability. When in the situation of low health during your monster turn, sacrifice is a good trade off. Grunts are a good choice. Unless it's a Meat Slave. In which case, you better have a good reason to Sacrifice a Bleeder!

Speaking of Bleed, this action is a more ritualistic ability where any haemophiliac or even hypochondriac will reserve 3 action die to restore a health to their monster every unit turn.
I have found myself reserving said action die quite a few times, especially when my monster is still on full health (mostly because he has just lost form from a Crystalline Building).

Lastly is Summon.
Bring one Faction Unit from your reserves into play adjacent to this figure.

The day I stop using this is the day I stop playing Lords of Cthul.
Cthugrosh, Ancient Osheroth's Morphers and the Tower of Corruption sport this accessory without shame or dignity, reproducing like a Roman Catholic family from Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life".
This action is always considered into calculations. The ability to control where you spawn a figure, and cheaply to boot, is a game changing effect.
Cthugrosh can use it to spawn a Meatslave to screen him from opponent monsters; Ancient Osheroths Morphers and Cthugrosh can summon a Cthulubite into play to take advantage of Weaken; The Tower of Corruption can summon an Elite Spitter to help with a combined attack against another unit that will turn into another unit thanks to Transmutation.
So many applications and so many chances to apply.

So that is my order of priority with Actions of the Lords of Cthul.

22 August 2009

Blood is Blood

Family is an important thing. Without family, some people wouldn't be who they are today.

I have a brother. One Brother, at thirty three years of age.
He has estranged from the family from a huge debacle years ago that I'm still very unsure on details about, all I really know was that trust was broken and he left.

One thing he did was stay in touch with me and my little sister, T.
We don't judge him. Sure he's made bad choices, but that doesn't stop him from being our brother. He knows where he stands with us.

For years we would hardly hear from him (at least, I would) and we'd catch up and have a bit of fun but it would still be a few months before word would come from him again.
That's my only problem with him. Not much of a problem, because I'm not one to miss people. I know they'll come back one way or another, or that they'll be fine where they are.

He's made some bad decisions as I mentioned. Drugs are a big thing. They've played a big part of his life for quite a long time.
Last time I saw him, he was hitting them pretty hard.
But he had his head on straight. He knew his place. He looked after those he saw in a good view, which was a lot of people, and especially his family.
When his son came around, he tried to keep in contact. He wanted to have something to do with him. He tried and tried, but the mother wouldn't have a bar of it at all.
He even tried to contact him the other week when he started cleaning up. He contacted the grandmother and said "Look, if you don't want to give me a number, then fine. But I'd really like to see him."
Unfortunately, some people are subborn asses.

He called me tonight.
We had a good chat for about 2 hours.
He's currently in hospital.

Two years ago a few accidents happened with his ankle, such as rolling it on a wrecked gutter and having a pallette mover ram into it. Since then, he has had pain shooting up his leg. For the past week he hasn't been able to sleep because the pain is so unbearable.
Within those two years, he has had to invoke all sources of money he had available to him, along with his superannuation and selling most of his prized possessions, because work cover continually fucked him around.
The hospital had a look at it and believe it's nerve damage.

Unrelated yet still importantly, a few weeks ago he stopped smoking. Weeks before that he stopped doing drugs.
About a week ago, he started coughing up blood. By his estimation, he would expell about 2 cups of blood every morning from coughing.
He went in to see the doctors and was there for 3 days, having liquids pumped into his lungs, cameras threaded through and other various tests and experiments put towards him.
Doctors aren't sure what's he has, but they know that it's not Cancer. They also believe that Blood Clots may form in his lungs.

He discharged himself under the arrogance of "I don't give a fuck".
Eventually, he worked his way to a friends place. Police pulled him over and wanted to collect his car. He was unaware of his licence being revoked and the Police were forcing the issue.
With the lack of sleep, consistant and nagging pain from his leg, and plenty of stress built up in him, he blacked out after one of the officers caught him very off guard.

My brother was trained in martial arts. Ju-jitsu when he was younger. Anything else he has learnt is unknown to me.
He was also a body builder. He's not a big man. He's smaller than I am in just about every way. His muscle build is what makes him different.

So when my brother came to, he wasn't in a good position and neither was the policeman.

He told everyone that he had medical problems and gave information for his Psychologist who was promptly called.
His medical information was also forwarded on to the Psychologist and his Psychiatrist as well, who placed him in a private mental hospital under medical surveillance.

So he called me tonight to tell me this, and to catch up. He isn't sure of whether or not he'll survive the next three weeks that he's in hospital or not. Unfortunately, nobody is sure.

I love my brother.
Although I hardly see him, and through all his bad mistakes, he's still my brother.
It'll be sad if he goes.

21 August 2009

It's like watching an Incoherent Bruno


It's a One Word thing, where you contribute a word onto the end of the sentence.

THIS IS PRETTY FULL ON SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FIRST PARAGRAPH, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.


Raver-Ray eats plenty of dingers when they are stomping to the rabbits who stutter in motion. Rabbits which multiply very evenly across KFC stores Bukkake!

This next adventure details the experience through a lab where spiders run under the skin of koala's at very low altitudes with harmonica's making loud farting noises. Dishwasher Steve who has roundabouts on his driveway while Stefan looks incredibly ripped open a prostitute while eating mdma coated chicken.

Billy bumrash drives bullants crazy with his glowstick. These midgets grew twice under the influence of papercuts and wrinkles McDonnells farm EY-I EY-I O. And i sucked off a Llama's fleas penis under a leprechaun! EY-I lowrider Joe. Cindy Crawford indulges capslock whilst fingering jeremy's sausage sizzle, which bubbles over underground pipes filled full palmtree existentialists down town.

The crapper is nicely decorated with supercalifragistic curtains drooping around shit thats dongle ate elephants. My pet beaver darth-vader wears bikepants that ride up mountains with insatiable speedbumps around lights. Beaver playboy munched gravel and cheesy-puffs while bouncing around insideout whilst puffing away on his fishbowl and slapsticking aunty tranny who licks rocks and picks.

Raver-Ray continues playing sega saturn porn on playstation 3 nodes with his GPS dryer boosting hard dinosaurs in dishwashers. Beer, meat-pie, hookers and paperclips are used for constructing cars, milo and concrete. Ray Sanchez is digging up plasmas that transform giraffes into barnicles friends with spaceships that complete around the planet of Uranus.

Octopus tentacles triangulate often through pieces tightly without touching sand palaces created purely of sand. This sand crab likes sand and telstra communications hella much.

Spongebob phattpants stomps very loud on balloons when fishing feces throughout the scrubs. Faeces taste hella-fucking-balls-to-the-wall-awesome!

Random bits slap people who fuck around poles covered in sperm from whales, which tastes like period juice and anal grandfather's sphincter penis farm penis penis Bukkake! Lolcats should sideways jump towards space rockets underground when dodecahedrons roll spinners around cigarettes. Lolcats feed on $100 bills while pimping the bitches full while the underground subway collapsed onto slime-balls. Bitches are-like-stitches first card and hummer bumblebee is addicted through excessive cheeseburger consumption.

Astroboy magnificently saved dextroamphetamine from cutters hedgehog penis juices rubbing feet together sideways down. Lions are lions which means leprechauns breed with lions but lions like leprechauns breed with lizards creating a human. Humans created cheesecakes penis deliciousness from quick raver-ray's pocket.

Sasquatch runs backstroke while Homer runs cartwheels around flutterbies butterflies butterfingers that earthworm-jim uses peanuts salted zomg.

Superman likes phone-boxes when batman pokemons! Snuffleupagus oozes style! War is raving afghanistan's-heroin-trade to produce large ponds of rock cocaine, which interrogates into butt-sex externally performed with dongers.

Radness is art created proctologically fever inserted with crowbars and pills like-sticking-dingers-in-ya-dick which fucking hurts!

Pills effect the triangles that effect 83ARZ, woody and jen and SCR48 because they are dodecahedrons shaped like FIREBALL_LASERS with paperclips dancing sidekicks. These are revolutionary pokemon trading-cards with super-duper strong powers and-bolt-on-spinners with SPARKLES.

Highlighter woodsy lights candles romantactly around-a-rounda-bout because ass-butter gushes fast. I ate your lolliepops backwards. switch1197 rocks 83ARZ boat because rivers slather.

Aspirin, tabasco and lube fucking bozookas play hard on pac-man's jizz is gorgeously violated laws by lasers.

Cups filled with pills tastes sparkly because anal-beads spread cavities throughout Raver-Ray's eardrums and throughout his vibrator. . . mmmmmm-*teeth-chatter*.

Michael Jackson died. End. Moon-walking rocks Japanese imports from japan. . . Scooby-Doo maloo pounds because

Explicity Deleted

http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/200908/N09.0820.1413.00424.htm

Dead is it?
DEAD?!
What the FUCK is he talking about?
When Sony created the Playstation 2, one of their biggest selling points was to have backwards compatibility with Playstation 1 games!  Now he says that it's DEAD?!  It's not a SELLING POINT ANY MORE!?

Who the FUCK is he kidding?

Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii are backwards compatible with MOST of their range!
What separates them from Sony?

Many conspiracy theories are floating around for WHY its not backwards compatible.

Too expensive to incorporate into the hardware or software;
It keeps the sales for the PS2 increased due to overstocking themselves;
Some stupid twat is trying to bring Sony down from the inside by convincing them of stupid ideas;

I'm willing to lead with the latter, since this bloody idiot has affirmed that it is not coming back and is confident in his statement that it will remain that way.

Okay, sure.  Backwards Compatibility isn't much of a selling point these days.  Every one and their mother is backwards compatible (That's really not a safe analogy).
But does that mean you should take it away?  Would removing something that has become so standardised really keep things the same, or even make it better?
In the words of a friend of mine: "Know your place, Peon".

Sega was a leading star in Backwards Compatibility.  They made the Mega Drive Game Converter, the clunky cartridge that you jammed into the top of your console so you could play the Master System Games you loved so much, like Wonder Boy and Dragon Crystal!

Since then, the consoles have worked from Discs and backwards compatibility has simply been incorporated into the system because all upgraded forms of Disc have been able to work with their predecessors.

Its not like it's fucking hard.  A few 0's and 1's here, a under-clock setup there, and a few graphical adjustments with this, and BOOM!  Backwards compatibility.

You know what?  I'm still going to get one.  I still want to play their exclusive games.  I might even trade in my almost-9-year-old PS2 for a new PS2 as well, but I doubt that now.

But I DEMAND that Playstation make a downloadable or purchasable program to allow PS2 title compatibility.