Having something awesome prepared, ready to be dished out to the family of readers...
But missing that one ingredient, the one thing that makes it a meal for the eyes. Something that leaves people walking away, satisfied and rubbing their bellies.
Right now, I have a fantastic post to make a whole heap of people giggle their little heads off! But it needs the photographic evidence that was generated. And you know what? The slack arses that took the photos aren't cooperating.
Bastards.
Edit: And headaches. I haven't given any reason for one, yet here it is!
Double Dutch Bastard.
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If all else fails and you can't get the visuals, you could get Chinese TV to put together one of their Totally Fkn Authentic animated reenactments like they did for Leno vs Conan and Tiger Woods' missus going his 4WD with a short iron.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I must look this up.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was so looking forward to this story!
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