He then proceeded to introduce himself to me and asked me if I had two dollars. I said "no, I don't have any money currently" (Which I don't, the bank has it), and he gave me a hug and kissed me on the neck because we're all struggling in this world.
He then pretty much grabbed and forced me into looking at the lovely ladies who were his "mother" and "wife" who were seated behind me. He then took my earphones, gave an earpiece to his "wife" and told her that "Incubus - out from under" was their wedding song.
Then he hugged me goodbye, gave me a sloppy kiss on the cheek and the lips, and ask me if it was gay.
All well. His fault that he's going to get sick.
See. You need to buy a car. My car.
ReplyDeleteI already have a car.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a license.
Thats why you need to give me a license.
My license.
Picky, picky, picky...
ReplyDeleteI used to work nights at the Casino and then catch the 1st train home. On weekends, there were any number of 'interesting' people waiting for that train with me. Thankfully, I never encountered somebody that I had thrown out for drunken/poor behavior.
That's very lucky indeed
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